Sunday, December 4, 2011

Meet Mr. Collector


He is an employee of a Collection Agency.
Which in turns likes to impress us like :
"Real Mon De Low Office"

He earns on a "No Collect ; No Commission" basis.
No commission means nothing to eat,or barkada nights.
And gets fired out eventually.

He thus forces defaulter to pay thru harassment,lies, blackmails.

Siya yung tatawag sa iyo at hinde mag-bibigay ng tunay niyang pangalan.
(eh,kung mahuli ako, sabi niya!)
He will pretend to be from the bank's "pre-legal department"
(meron ba noon? WALA!)
as Atty. Mando Rugas
(naku ha lawyer mismo ang tatawag sa iyo? VIP ka 'day!)
or even Major Problemo of the PNP CIDG
(hinde ba Chief Inspector ang tawag doon?)

with a Warrant of Arrest
(thanks for informing me in advance. Tatago na ako)
or conduct a legal visit
(tell your friends to make "legal" visits din ha? Wag yung "illegal" visits)
or asks for barangay protection.
(oo nga naman. what if sinapak mo siya dahil nahuli mo na niloloko ka)

He uses pro-forma reminders and collection letters like:
File a case.
Does your company collector files a case?
Sound stupid?
Yes, it is!

How to deal with him?
...Go on, don't be afraid
Dare his bluff.
"Let's settle everything in court!"
Watch his reactions - ayaw niya.
Alam mo na kung bakit.

Now you know him better.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Get Real



so what do you intend to do?
simply remain in the past?

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Thank You Kasimanwa

Friday, November 25, 2011

It's Still A Wonderful World



People may come and go,
but the ideals of Diskarte shall remain.
Always.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

"D" Is A Wonderful Letter



When you have a
Debt
and it is
Defaulted
Because you have no
Dough
What you need is
Diskarte

text messages?
Delete
letters?
Disregard
Calls?
Dare

In other words, D is for Dedma!

Why?
Because you dont want to be
Duped

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Memories



....just a little bit late but you still remain in my memories.

Monday, November 7, 2011

Recharging

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It's not your computer, folks.
It's really blank!
Am off for some recharging.

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