Potato Exercise

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Forwarded message from my inbox:

"A kindergarten teacher has decided to let her class play a game.

The teacher told each child in the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few potatoes.

Each potato will be given a name of a person that the child hates.

So the number of potatoes that a child will put in his/her plastic bag will depend on the number of people he/she hates.

So when the day came, every child brought some potatoes with the name of the people he/she hated. Some had 2 potatoes; some 3 while some up to 5 potatoes. The teacher then told the children to carry with them the potatoes in the plastic bag wherever they go (even to the toilet) for 1 week.

Days after days passed by, and the children started to complain due to the unpleasant smell let out by the rotten potatoes. Besides, those having 5 potatoes also had to carry heavier bags. After 1 week, the children were relieved because the game had finally ended.

The teacher asked: "How did you feel while carrying the potatoes with you for 1 week?". The children let out their frustrations and started complaining of the trouble that they had to go through having to carry the heavy and smelly potatoes wherever they go.

Then the teacher told them the hidden meaning behind the game. The teacher said: "This is exactly the situation when you carry your hatred for somebody inside your heart. The stench of hatred will contaminate your heart and you will carry it with you wherever you go. If you cannot tolerate the smell of rotten potatoes for just 1 week, can you imagine what is it like to have the stench of hatred in your heart for your lifetime?"

Moral of the story: Throw away any hatred for anyone from your heart so that you will not carry sins for a lifetime. Forgiving others is the best attitude to take!

True love is not loving a perfect person but loving an imperfect person perfectly!!"

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Resbak

I would like to share my experiences regarding rude CA who came to our office to collect the unpaid debt of my co-office mate.

This agent comes arrogantly inside our office and ask for the name of my co-employee. then i sense that he was the guy who calls us intermittently and very rude. i tell him whats this all about? with a raised voice he told me and also for everyone to hear that we are a company that tolerates estafador.

This irked me, and in my anger i told my other office mate to block the door. then i get my glock 40 cal and place this on top of my table.

I casually told him you could disappear here. then my co-office mate who was harassed by him for a long time vent his anger on him.

The agent attempted to run outside but his path was blocked by other office mate. then he begged to stopped from assaulting him since he is just doing his job and he got daily quota. he further added that he got 4 kids to fed.

We let him leave but we immediately called the barangay to report that a certain individual had came to our office and destroy some company property. we also summon the police precint and ask for police assistance and surrender to him the motorcycle of this agent.

Later, this collection agent comes back with 2 allegedly cidg personnel. we called again the barangay who responded with the police. we notice that this 2 cidg personnel becomes uneasy and wanted to leave. they were all brought to the police station. the agent lodge for physical injuries while we file a case for robbery with extortion.

His case against us for physical injuries was dismissed for insufficiency of evidence while our case against him prosper. he is out on bail. his motorcycle was still with the police.

Occasionally, we received a call from him to settle the case amicably.
this incident prompted our company to change some personnel policy on credit cards.


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The Date

One of the forwarded message I found in my office mail this morning:
"A date! After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said I love you but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you. ... The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well," she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a sur prise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you," I responded. " Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, " I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed t hat she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on. She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary. She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel's. "I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed, "she said, as she got into the car. "They can't wait to hear about our meeting". We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady. After we sat down, I had to read the menu. Large print. Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips. "It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small," she said. "Then it's time that you relax and let me return the favor," I responded. During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation - nothing extraordinary, but catching up on recent events of each other's life. We talked so much that we missed the movie. As we arrived at her house later, she said, "I'll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you." I agreed. "How was your dinner date ?" asked my wife when I got home. "Very nice. Much more so than I could have imagined," I answered. A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happened so suddenly that I did to do anything for her. Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the same place mother and I had dined. An attached note said: "I paid this bill in advance. I wasn't sure that I could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates - one for you and the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meant for me. I love you, son." At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in time: " I LOVE YOU!" and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve. Nothing in life is more important than God and your family. Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off till "some other time."

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Collector Joke Of The Day

This was sent by Bilkish to a Dubai defaulter
now working in Australia

September 19,2011

Office of the Assistant Attorney General
Criminal No: Under Process Passport No:


Order Request:

Plaintiff Warrant of Arrest and Deportation
VS.
( name of defaulter)


C O M P L A I N T

We would like to inform you that we have received an affidavit of complaint for immediate deportation due to certain grounds involving criminal activity, the allegation charge againts you has solid evidence to have probable cause in granting this request. However, the Department of Justice can quash, modify and null this request or grant this proceedings. You have 48hours to resolve this allegation.

The purpose of this letter is to to notify you with regards to the filing of this case againts you whereas docket number is still under procedure and needs further investigation.

For Inquiries you may call the Petitioner of this request at +639167088101 look for Atty.Cuevas for validation, Otherwise, the allegations raised againts you will be pursued by the complainant. .

Please do not respond to this email as this is a system-generated email message.

Thank you,

Department of Foreign Affairs
consulate@dfa.gov.ph

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Bakeeet?

Bakit kailangan pa nila :

1. mag-sinungaling ( Si Fiscal Atty.Colonel ito ng Crame)
2. mambastos ( pagkakalat ang utang mo)
3. mang-hiya ( awayin ang ka-opisina)
4. mang-lait ( kas-kas ka ng kas-kas)
5. ma-nakot ( huhuliin ka namin)
(eto,anong tawag mo - "Mabuti pang mamatay na yang anak mo sa
ospital para may pambayad na kayo sa amin!")

para lang maka-pera?
(at bakeet ako mag-bayad naman?)

Lord, forgive them.
I tried but I cant.

Dio perdona... io no!

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Enter The Dragon

Due to change of my workload priorities,
Dragon76 will do most of the replies to queries
with support from other Diskarte members.

Hope I would no longer see posts like:
" BANKER, ANSWER MY QUERIES!"

:)

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