Monday, September 26, 2011

Potato Exercise

Image Credits:  www.growveg.comForwarded message from my inbox:"A kindergarten teacher has decided to let her class play a game.The teacher told each child in the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few potatoes.Each potato will be given a name of a person that the child hates.So the number of potatoes that a child will put in his/her plastic bag will depend on the number of people he/she hates.So when the day came, every child...

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Resbak

I would like to share my experiences regarding rude CA who came to our office to collect the unpaid debt of my co-office mate.This agent comes arrogantly inside our office and ask for the name of my co-employee. then i sense that he was the guy who calls us intermittently and very rude. i tell him whats this all about? with a raised voice he told me and also for everyone to hear that we are a company that tolerates estafador. This irked me, and in...

The Date

One of the forwarded message I found in my office mail this morning:"A date! After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said I love you but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you. ... The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit...

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Collector Joke Of The Day

This was sent by Bilkish to a Dubai defaulternow working in AustraliaSeptember 19,2011Office of the Assistant Attorney GeneralCriminal No: Under Process Passport No: Order Request: Plaintiff ...

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Bakeeet?

Bakit kailangan pa nila :1. mag-sinungaling ( Si Fiscal Atty.Colonel ito ng Crame)2. mambastos ( pagkakalat ang utang mo)3. mang-hiya ( awayin ang ka-opisina)4. mang-lait ( kas-kas ka ng kas-kas)5. ma-nakot ( huhuliin ka namin)(eto,anong tawag mo - "Mabuti pang mamatay na yang anak mo sa ospital para may pambayad na kayo sa amin!")para lang maka-pera? (at bakeet ako mag-bayad naman?)Lord, forgive them.I tried but I cant.Dio perdona... io no!...

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Enter The Dragon

Due to change of my workload priorities,Dragon76 will do most of the replies to querieswith support from other Diskarte members.Hope I would no longer see posts like:" BANKER, ANSWER MY QUERIES!":)...